I want to go to there.
harmagedon:

*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis

harmagedon:

*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis

peter-pans-booty-shorts:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.

I laughed through it and I enjoyed it and I’ve been thrilled with the discussion that it’s caused. I learned stuff. I love all the articles that have been written. I’m thrilled out of my mind about it, to tell you the truth — I couldn’t be more proud of anything. I’m an old feminist from the ’60s and this is a new level of freedom for you women and for all of us that I never dreamed could happen. My daughter’s going to be 22 in November. She’s talked to me about some of this stuff but I didn’t understand the whole consent thing. But it is about consent, and consent is sexy. [Mindy] loves Danny and when she said no he stopped immediately. She caught him in a lie — OK, he’s human, he’s a guy — but they made a rule by the end: If you want to try something new, you’ve got to run it by me. And how beautiful. That’s great for every woman today to see that, because that’s the difference.
Beth Grant on “It Slipped” (via theyellowcardigan)

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

joylenz: #paris with @therealshantel @robertearlbuckley

therealshantel: Best night ever with besties @robertearlbuckley @joylenz #Paris #allthatglitters #magical #OTH #family

thatnerdygamergirl:

elijahkrantz:

when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON

No they don’t. Where would they learn that? Not in school.